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Experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun.
Falling Cookware Area.  DEADPAN Expression Required.
Fatal Error: You're dead.
FIDO:  Finding Interesting Dead Organisms
Flashlight:  A case in which to carry dead batteries.
For God's sake get off!  She's dead, Jim!
FORD = Found On Road Dead
Format C: Kills software bugs dead.
Genealogists collect dead relatives.
Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.
GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
God is Dead - Nietzsche ::: Nietzsche is Dead - God
God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a country.
God is dead, but 50,000 social workers have risen to take His place.
God is not dead - he's alive and autographing bibles at Waldenbooks.
God isn't dead, he just can't find a parking place!
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS.
He isnt dead; He's electroencephalographically challenged
He who dies with the most of anything, is still dead.
He who dies with the most toys - is dead.
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He's about as quick as a jackrabbit (dead, that is).
He's brain dead, Jim.
He's dead Jim! Get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.
He's dead Jim! Hey, get away from him, Dahmer!
He's dead Jim! Sulu took his tricorder, I got his wallet.
He's dead Jim! You get his phaser, I got his wallet.
He's dead Jim, Spock took his tricorder, I got his wallet
He's Dead Jim, thats 10 this week already
He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me.
He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet
He's dead Jim. You get the tricorder, I'll get his wallet!
He's dead Jim. You take his phaser and I'll get his wallet
He's dead Jim. You take his phaser, I'll take his wallet!
He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet!
He's dead Jim... Nice shot.  My turn!  PULL...
He's dead, Jim me bucko!  Arrrrrr.
He's DEAD, Jim! Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master!
He's dead, Jim, and he can't get up!
He's dead, Jim.
He's dead, Jim.  But I *really* like his watch.
He's dead, Jim.  Dibs on his boots.
He's dead, Jim.  Nice shot, that puts you up two points.  My turn.
He's dead, Jim.  You take his phaser, I'll get his wallet
He's dead, Spock.  You get his Phaser, I'll take his ears.
He's dead?  I thought he was imitating Al Gore.
He's either dead or just an extremely heavy sleeper.
He's either dead or just very sleepy.
He's mostly dead, Jim.  Get Miracle Max.
He's not dead, he's "metabolically challenged".
He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged.
Headline:  City Wants Dead To Pay For Cleanup
Headline:  Dead man found in cemetery
Hear about the two maggots making love in Dead Ernest?
Hey feel this.. kinda gooshy huh? Dead cats feel that way
I agreed to suspend my disbelief, not hang it until dead.
I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports.
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I don't wish my enemies dead... I say make them suffer.
I just adore cats.  Dead ones.
I think several of the people here are dead.
I thought I was dead, then I found that I was just in Alabama.
I thought you were dead...
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I was justified in using deadly farce.
I won't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS)
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead.
I'll tell you what's the matter! This parrot is dead!
I'm getting better! You'll be stone dead in a moment.
I'm not dead yet.. ...You'll be stone dead in a minute...
I'm not dead, I'm metabollically challenged.
I'm not dead. I'm electroencephelographically challenged.
I'm not dead; I'm "metabolically challenged."
I'm spending a year dead for Tax Purposes
I've run out of sick leave so I'm calling in dead.
I've used up all my sick days... So I'm calling in dead.
If Bones were the GM and Jim a player: "He =looks= dead, Jim."
If I can't fix it, it's probably dead.
If I had two dead mousies, I'd give you one ...
If I were dead, I wouldn't be alive!
If life was fair, I would be dead.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
If your god is dead, here - try one of mine.
In the long run, we're all dead.
Is God dead, or is He just swapped out?
Is it dead?  Well, it was coughin' up blood last night.
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
It's a dead man's party...Who could ask for more?
It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.
It's raining, It's pouring, the old man is... dead, Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead Jim.
Ive been dead before. - Cpt. Spock
Just remember, being dead is no excuse for missing work.
Kirk's Motto: If you can bang it, it ain't dead!
Life isn't too short, it's just that you're dead for so LONG.
Living Dead Dating Service:  Let us dig up a date for you.
LUCIFERnet: Bring out your dead!
Me and the wife have sex doggy style; I roll over, she plays dead.
Monolith Golf Course: "My God, it's full of pars!"
More fun than a dead fish.
Murphy is dead, but that stupid bunny keeps on going...
My dreams are not dead - they're only sleeping.
Necrocomedion:  The Book of Dead Jokes.
Necrophilia: a dead art..
Necrotelecomnicon: Book of telephone numbers of the dead
NEWS FLASH:  Taglines discovered in Dead Sea Scrolls!
Night of the living dead chipmunks
No more sick days?  Call in dead!
No; not dead, "electroencephalographically challenged."
Noncombatant:  A dead Quaker.
Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
Of course he's dead--I killed him.
Of people born in 1839, 100% who ate carrots are dead!
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
Old Grandad is dead, but his spirit lives on.
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
Out of sick days - think I'll call in dead.
Oxymoron:  half dead
Oxymoron: Night of the LIVING DEAD.
PASCAL is not dead; it just smells that way.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD!
Pedestrians come in two types: Quick or Dead.
Pedestrians: The Quick or the Dead.
PeeWee Herman....Aw, why beat a dead horse..<grin>
People who stagnate rather than evolve are almost dead.
pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars
Pitchfork:  a device for collecting dead babies
Pottanada:  A dead house plant.
Problem with immortality; you have to be dead to get it.
Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead.
RAID Antivirus - Kills Virus's DEAD!!!
Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Remember when sex was safe and jumping off bridges was deadly?
ROA 10.  A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one.
Robosmurf Meets the Living Dead Carebears
Saint:  A dead sinner revised and edited.
Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads
Send you green and white pictures of dead presidents to...
Seven dead and they blame Marine training...
She's dead, Jim.  Now get off her.  - McCoy
She's dead, Jim.  We'll have to wash the dishes from now on.
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the dead.
SilmarillionWorst book by a dead man.
Since I've used up all of my sick days, I'm calling in DEAD!
Since I've used up my sick leave, I'm calling in dead...
smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. @FN@'s dead!
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. You're dead.
Spending a year dead for tax purposes.
Spock, I thought you were dead!  I rebooted, Captain.
Spock? Why aren't you dead?
Tagline uncloaking dead ahead Sir...
Take this s**t to the DeadHorse Conference!!!
That is what I'd call a dead parrot!
The "He's dead, Jim!" taglines are dead, Jim!
The bounty says "dead OR alive," but I ain't carryin' ya.
The dead have peace.  We have Bill Clinton.
The dead outnumber the living more than 30 to 1.
The Dead Shall Walk the Earth and Dine on Flesh
The hemoglobin protein breaks down and - SPUNG! - you're dead.
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
The man who dies with the most toys is dead.
The middle of the road holds yellow lines and dead skunks
The Moderator is Dead. Long Live the Moderator.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets!
The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man.
The Necrotelecomnicon:  Book of telephone numbers's of the dead.
The one who dies with the most toys is dead.
The only good leech is a dead leeeeeeeeeech!
The only GOOD Topic Cop is a DEAD one!
The only time you're pronounced something is "man and wife" and "dead".
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
The trick in overcoming temptation, is to play dead.
There are more dead than living and they are increasing.
There is no point in beating a dead horse.
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad!
These opinions are my own - I reserve the option to be DEAD WRONG!
They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
To be a human without passion is to be dead.
Tony the Tiger found dead, police suspect cereal killer.
Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Two dead and one wounded = 2.5 dead bodies?
Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn.
Uh, forget the rope Luke... I thank he's already dead.
Unfortunately, Remo, when an assassin fails, he is usually dead.
Used all your sick days?  Call in dead!
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale across the beach.
Very unfortunate.  We will be dead. * Worf
Want some advice?  Drop Dead.
Wanted dead or alive...one pink rabbit with a drum.
Wanted Dead or Alive: 1 pink rabbit with a drum.
Wanted, Dead or Alive:  Randall Terry.
WANTED:  Dead -or- Alive:  1 pink rabbit.  Usually seen with a drum.
WANTED:  DEAD AND ALIVE! - Schroedinger's Cat
War would end if the dead could return.
Warm beer and bread, they say, could raise the dead...
We think he's dead, but we're afraid to ask.
We're dead much longer than we're alive.  SO LIVE!
What a wonderful use for dead space....TAGLINES!
What good will all this living do me when I'm dead?
Whats the world coming to?  A dead end...
When we pretend that we're dead ...
When you become dead, you join a very large organization.
When you discover you are dead, avoid driving a car.
Where there's a will, there's a dead relative.
Who is the Grateful Dead, and why do they follow me?
Whoever dies with the most toys... is still dead!
Why wait until I'm dead to say good things about me?
Writing to Washington won't help -- he's dead!
You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
You can't teach a dead dog new tricks.
You see, Lord @LN@, she's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
You're dead in this town, fella.
You're dead, Jim.
You're no failure...you're not dead yet!
Your wife is dead when the sex is the same but the dishes pile up.